I’ve found a cool apartment! Okay, okay…so it’s not perfect.
Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth
the cash? Well, I can’t afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!)
cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of "Raid?"
I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your
truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Do you want one? I’ll help you pick it out!
Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess
I’d better call the truck rental places. What do you mean…$200…PLUS mileage?
AND Gas? Good grief!
While I’m on the phone I’ll call the utility and phone
companies. Yes, I know I haven’t used your services before. No, I don’t have a
credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $100 deposit? For EACH?
Holy cow…do you people have a license to steal?
Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money
for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how was I to
know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch
and a chair. Nah…I have my bed. That’ll be good enough. I don’t need a table;
I’ll just use this box.
Renters Insurance? I don’t think so! What do I have to
insure?
Just got my first phone call! I’d love to come to your
party! Daddy, I need a car. Because it’s too far to walk to work, that’s why.
Umm, Daddy…there’s car insurance too! Thanks, Dad…you’re the best! And gas? I
didn’t think so…
Time for dinner. Let’s look in these boxes. Oh, No! No
dishes or pans. No FOOD!
Uhhh, Mom?
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